Don’t Ever Whistle in a Theater. Here’s Why

We theatre people are a superstitious bunch. I am. I can scare myself merely walking to the bathroom in the dark at my own home. (Ridiculous, I know.) It only makes sense if you think about it– we have HUGE imaginations if we are any good at all on the stage. There are certain things we simply do not do or say…
Happy April Fool’s Day–Theatre Jokes to Make You Laugh

Happy April Fools Day!
First, these jokes are not mine. Credit goes to Whatsonstage.com, Goldenbeardrama.com.
I only compiled them from several sources, but for those in theatre…well, we get them. Enjoy!